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PostSubject: Re: Agony Aunt   Tue Oct 11, 2011 5:22 pm

hehehehehe not mine

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PostSubject: Re: Agony Aunt   Tue Oct 11, 2011 5:24 pm

Was it Donkey's rolling laughing
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PostSubject: Re: Agony Aunt   Tue Oct 11, 2011 5:26 pm

I think it was one of moochers sons friends & he said he'd have the tattoo done if the friends bought the beers for the whole night....I could be wrong as the drinks were flowing that evening. I'm sure someone will correct me if I'm wrong lol!
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PostSubject: Re: Agony Aunt   Tue Oct 11, 2011 5:31 pm

It's Moochers son, Ben.
Liam Betts is a local scally that no-one likes Very Happy

Strange humour up there lol

The best bit was the cost.... €70 for that!
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PostSubject: Re: Agony Aunt   Tue Oct 11, 2011 5:52 pm

Crikey Mark - he was robbed!!!!!
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You have your finger on the pulse Mark . . . know everything! cheers

His 'mankini' modelling days are over now!!!! sob
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PostSubject: Re: Agony Aunt   Tue Oct 11, 2011 5:59 pm

I wouldn't know what a tattoo's cost Boss, is there another prickly cactus story about to be revealed lol!
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PostSubject: Re: Agony Aunt   Tue Oct 11, 2011 6:18 pm

I also have a few more 'special' photos to post yet TB cheers

















Don't I Debs lolol




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PostSubject: Re: Agony Aunt   Tue Oct 11, 2011 6:27 pm

What's that 'rumbling' noise . . . . scratch



Ah! . . . . it's a few of the MF meet-up delegates, quaking in their shoes! rolling laughing rolling laughing rolling laughing
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PostSubject: Re: Agony Aunt   Tue Oct 11, 2011 6:43 pm

Time to leave the room me thinks

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PostSubject: Re: Agony Aunt   Tue Oct 11, 2011 6:50 pm

lol! @ Roamer!
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PostSubject: Re: Agony Aunt   Tue Oct 11, 2011 8:02 pm

bye bye me thinks its time to go eek wave
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PostSubject: Re: Agony Aunt   Thu Oct 13, 2011 10:56 am

DadsBarmy wrote:
Aunty Mick,
as you know I travelled to Mallorca on my own and left the Donkey Groomer to play with herself,
during my stay I did confess to waking up beside a Moocher but I did clarify that he was only there as
a friend and our relationship was purely platonic.
This she accepted and on my return I was welcomed with open arms.
On Sunday she left the marital home to stay with her parents for a few days and to help with bringing in
this years foals from the outlying fields, one of which has developed a problem, upon being caught and
a head collar fitted it suddenly thinks "help I've been caught" and promptly hyperventilates and faints,
but not fainting in the normal way where its legs would buckle beneath it this one keels over sideways
with its legs completely straight.
I know veterinary problems are not your expertise so I am not asking your advice on this.
My problem is that she took the camera, that I had used in Mallorca and has taken various photographs
of this foals strange behaviour, and on reviewing the said photographs to show her mother
she has of course found the photographs I took in Mallorca showing me with my "friends", in close
contact with each other some of which are timed 04:00 in the morning.
Now having said that she knows of the Moocher incident she has come across photographs
of some "toy boys" and one of a naked bottom clearly showing a tattoo of "on tour, Mallorca"
Now how do I explain that a certain young lady from Fife commandeered several cameras
when I had already told the Donkey Groomer that this young lady had taken her own camera this year.

Your advice would be much appreciated

Dear Dads, I was privvy to the information of Moocher stopping with you, as he text me saying that he woke up in your hotel bedroom, the spare one I would hasten to add. eek He assured me that nothing untoward happened, due to the number of Mojito's that you consumed at Uncle Tom's later. wink At least your partner of the night slept in the same room as you, mine didn't, here is the proof, asleep on a sofa. sad


Going back to the time on your camera, I have an easy explanation, Sandra, she is always using other people's camera's as well as her own. I am sure I saw her fiddling with your camera, so hence the times change. I would tell the DG that it was down to her mate. clever
I hope that this has eased your predicament regarding the DG. Alas I can't help you too much with the Foal scenario I am afraid, as my voice is a little hoarse. :BU*:

Always here for you Aunty Mick.









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PostSubject: Re: Agony Aunt   Thu Oct 13, 2011 11:00 am

affraid San is gonna love you for that :%!(: punched
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PostSubject: Re: Agony Aunt   Thu Oct 13, 2011 11:01 am

And I thought you were a Stud lol!
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PostSubject: Re: Agony Aunt   Thu Oct 13, 2011 11:05 am

debdon wrote:
affraid San is gonna love you for that :%!(: punched

But you won't tell her will you Deb's? big hug

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PostSubject: Re: Agony Aunt   Thu Oct 13, 2011 11:06 am

delboy wrote:
And I thought you were a Stud lol!

Not that night mate. sob

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PostSubject: Re: Agony Aunt   Thu Oct 13, 2011 11:11 am

Now you owe her BIG TIME Mick (or she owns you!) whichever is the tougher for you . . .

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PostSubject: Re: Agony Aunt   Thu Oct 13, 2011 11:22 am

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Now you owe her BIG TIME Mick (or she owns you!) whichever is the tougher for you . . .

:f^h:

Probably this one Boss. :n!b: What was going through your mind when you saw that photo, "If Mr. Boss did that to me I would kill him?" wink I feel a death coming on in the Kettering area, mine. affraid

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PostSubject: Re: Agony Aunt   Thu Oct 13, 2011 12:15 pm

If Mr B did that on me - death would be the easy option . . . . for him!



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PostSubject: Re: Agony Aunt   Thu Oct 13, 2011 1:02 pm

OMFG, I am so in trouble. affraid

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PostSubject: Re: Agony Aunt   Thu Oct 13, 2011 1:06 pm

The clue is in the title to this thread, Mick . . . . . rolling laughing rolling laughing rolling laughing
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PostSubject: Re: Agony Aunt   Thu Oct 13, 2011 1:18 pm

Ouch. affraid

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